(spasibo Oleg :))
Ya idu,
prisoedenyajtes' :)
- Mood:
giggly
(stolen from gtalk status)
Чтоб в сумочке были духи и помада,
браслетик и тени, чтоб взгляд был разящий .
На пальце в кольце бриллиант настоящий,
нарядов немного ,зачем задаваться?
Чтоб за год не больше трех раз повторяться .
Чтоб кофе в постель с круасаном хрустящим.
Любви как в кино, только чтоб настоящей.
Работать чтоб с часу, ведь утром так спиться,
А в два по домам, чтоб по ходу скупиться.
Ведь шопинг у женщин полезен безмерно
системе центральной, моментами нервной.
В квартире достаток, под цвет глаз машина.
Но главное -умный, достойный мужчина !
Который подарит помаду и тени,
Кольцо с бриллиантом, привстав на колени.
Пригонит машину, обставит квартиру,
В любви фору даст даже Ричарду Гиру.
А если таких еще нету на свете,
То пусть хоть подарит тюльпанов букетик,
А все остальное мужскими руками
Тихонько доделают женщины сами.
One source:
Spending time in social groups could be a little bit intimidating for you today.
Another Source:
.....you will want to be in large groups of people
LOL
Vote for Israel. Unfortunately they do Israel vs. Palestine, where in reality it's Israel vs. Hamass right now, but still, Israel has the right to defend itself!
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k_nebu и lunohod_1)1. Люблю веселиться
2. Не пью кофе
3. Люблю кушать и спать (в разном порядке)
4. Хотела быть адвокатом. Или стюардессой
5. Мои естественные волосы кучерявые. И я по ним соскучилась...
6. Обожаю путешевствовать
7. В течение года два первых- встала на лыжи и погрузулась на 30 м. с аквлангом
8. Когда была поменьше писала стихи
передавать не буду, всем уже вроде передали :)
- Location:home sweet home
- Mood:
tired - Music:the Israeli survivor show
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Hawaii was amazing!
Diving in warm water :)
Diving ship wrecks :
with turtles:
getting burned by sea urchin :)
reefs, tanning on the beach at the end of November... awesome!
Back to reality now
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Now for next weekend-
Saturday - HaDag Nahash
http://www.israelinthebay.org/
THEN
Vstrechaem Veru u Fishmana :)))
Sunday
Jewish Film Festival:
  | The Secrets/Ha-Sodot Two women, one Israeli-born and deeply religious and the other, secular, disdainful of tradition, and French-born, meet at a yeshiva in Safed. Shown With Short Movie | Sunday, Nov 16th, 3:00pm |
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Buy Tickets | The Bubble/HaBuah Two gay men live with a straight woman, all Israelis, in the trendy and somewhat bohemian Sheinkin Street neighborhood of Tel Aviv. | Sunday, Nov 16th, 8:30pm |
Вчера своего мужа наконец-то уговорила люстру
хрустальную купить, дорогууущую ( пол года копили).Поехали в магазин,
взяли люстру и на крыльях радости домой, по дороге прихватили коньячку
(обмыть это дело).Сели за стол, врезали по 50 грамм, потом повторили,ну я и
говорю, а давай Васёк всё-таки сегодня повесим люстру.Мужик разомлевший,
то-ли от коньяка, то-ли от моего счастья согласился.
Поставили стул, на него табуретку,взгромоздился мой на табуретку,
а меня заставил её придерживать.
Стою счастливая наблюдаю как мой орёл под потолком
колдует, (а он почему-то в семейных трусняках был), перевожу взгляд
ниже, и что я вижу - из этих симпатичных трусиков выкатилось яичко, ну
я от умиления взяла и так легонечко дала щелбанчика. Мой "ГОРДЫЙ ОРЁЛ"
как полетит с этой эстакады, вместе с люстрой, которая расколотилась
вдребезги, вскакивает и с остатком люстры ко мне подбегает...Я думала
убьёт, а он говорит мне: -Блядь током пиздануло , прямо до яиц дошло,
хорошо что не насмерть.!!!
:))))
now I drive a chevy.. yuk
UPDATE - now I'm driving Fors Edge :) that's a big car (for me...)
Ignorance :(
Sad.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family , so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies,
'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit.
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family , so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies,
'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit.
My car seems to attract 19 years old drivers :)
That's my car's trunk- couldn't close it, so That's my car's right side (discovered after a cop escorted
the guy tied it with ropes. us from the freeway- in front of the satsuma sushi place :)
took him an hour to get his ins.policy number, didn't have the slip in his car (Tundra..)
